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faithbecomeslove:

younger-thanthesun:

postbasement:

snorlaxatives:

cupkacie:

Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist

i’m feeling secondhand embarrassment hardcore right now 

Oh christ

Omg

Ok maybe it’s a little hypocritical for me to laugh so hard at this after the Ellen Degnerous quote I posted, but I couldn’t help it.

Take a moment

alittletooobsessedwithnoregrets:

and really truly appreciate that this

and this

become this

cause yay

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

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samwinchestershipsdestiel: whydouwantaname: frostedsammy: i don’t normally post porn sorry  Can this person write on my skin while I drool???And this is the less sexy thought that I had! ^_- Calligraphy is the sexiest thing in this world, and no one can deny that fact. Man writing it, woman writing it, horse writing it, doesn’t matter.

samwinchestershipsdestiel:

whydouwantaname:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

Can this person write on my skin while I drool???
And this is the less sexy thought that I had! ^_-

Calligraphy is the sexiest thing in this world, and no one can deny that fact. Man writing it, woman writing it, horse writing it, doesn’t matter.

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feyminism:

#me when i’m a parent 

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hopel3ssly: lonleytartsclub: shorelineparadise: cheezburgah: offendings: 969kg: my-body-not-yours: FUCK he’s like just checkin u out oh god OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL HOLY FUCK NO he’s just totally like fuck yeah dayumm sugar honey honey  frdx’[olcvtiutg8vfu8t’;dlp86ytcgoj orgasm. COLTON IS SO PERFECT OMG

hopel3ssly:

lonleytartsclub:

shorelineparadise:

cheezburgah:

offendings:

969kg:

my-body-not-yours:

FUCK

he’s like just checkin u out oh god

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL

HOLY FUCK NO

he’s just totally like fuck yeah dayumm sugar honey honey 

frdx’[olcvtiutg8vfu8t’;dlp86ytcgoj orgasm.

COLTON IS SO PERFECT OMG

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